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Definitely make a great blog post.

Dude, huge congratulations. You will lap me in a few weeks, no doubt. But this would make a fabulous blog post. Repost?

So, midway through our daily walk through the forest, my phone notified me that I had done it, I had destroyed the one ring. Sauron had fallen, all of that. It's all part of an admittedly silly but truly fun app that lets you mark your progress...

This means I was old at thirty. Didn't Albert Ellis, the pioneer of cognitive behavioral therapy, describe regret as one of the healthiest emotions?

And a woman is not old until she decides she’d like to learn hip-hop dancing, and finds a video on YouTube, and immediately realises that ship has sailed. Just saying.

And a woman is not old until she decides she’d like to learn hip-hop dancing, and finds a video on YouTube, and immediately realises that ship has sailed. Just saying.

Blimey! I didn't realise badgers could get pregnant from peanuts.

Two nights ago, she's found my peanut stash. I suspect she may be pregnant...?

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore

Two nights ago, she's found my peanut stash. I suspect she may be pregnant...?