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Thought for the Day Men love with their ...

Paul Whybrow

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Men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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No, it means you have to engage our minds, not just take your shirt off.

Though shirt-off o’clock has its place, lol.
My husband would remind me of a certain sweaty runner down Wexford High Street that made my jaw legiterally drop. I saved myself by saying it reminded me of him when we first started dating.
There's a Yiddish saying, "When the Putz goes up-the Brains go out the window." I would say women are not immune to that principle. There would not be so many little ones everywhere if we remembered childbirth when shirts come. off.
 
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